How do you get muscles that big? Could I get muscles that big? I would look like a freak with muscles that big.
You could literally break me in half. Dismember me like a Barbie doll in the hands of a pesky little brother.
Oh, yeah, I can totally do that move. Easy.
HOW DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY?
I saw you add some weight there. Don’t think I didn’t see that.
I’m not fooled by your tricky stopwatch. I KNOW THAT WAS LONGER THAN 20 SECONDS.
You want me to balance on a bench. And then lift one leg. And then take that weight there? You best be prepared to spot me like you’ve never spotted anyone before.
See. I told you.
I saw you take that weight off. Bless you.
Oh good. Time for abs.
I was being sarcastic.
I hate abs.
I’m sorry for the things I said to you while doing abs.
Is that a foam roller?
What are you doing with that foam roller.
Just leave me. Leave me here to die.
See you next week!